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From:

thelordofmisrule

From:

betterthanmegaman

[ Recently Bass requested some important information. Who... is the strongest Cybertronian on this ship. He received a hot tip that it was 'Shockwave' but also 'not the Senator one'. There were a few thoughts that went through his processor. One... it was really dumb that there were two people here with the SAME NAME. It must get confusing! Two, while he does (surprisingly) know what a Senator is, he has no idea what a Senator looks like. Do they wear signs? Bass guesses probably not.

This leads him to one conclusion: He has to fight BOTH of them to make sure he's actually fighting the strong one.

This leads him to a second conclusion: He has no idea where Shockwave lives. He could ask for direction, ask if anyone knows... but that begs the question... If they know how strong Bass is will they even tell the truth?

There is now one solution: He has to canvas the ship himself and check every inhabited room he comes across.

So there's the backstory. And that's why Bass, armored up in his winged Treble armor (being able to fly covers ground quicker!) is pounding aggressively at your door.

Sorry. ]

From:

thefirstdickmaster

hey asshole let me use some of ur wing conditioner im fucking all out and you'd better not have that weak-ass pussy shit that smells like fucking flowers and fruits or what the fucking ever

From:

thefirstdickmaster

hey heaven doesn't exist

From:

deceptamom

Hey.
Stop filling the kids heads with your weird flesh death dimension propaganda.
Thank you.

Edited Date: 21 Jun 2024 02:55 am (UTC)

From:

emojibot

Good morning, Lucifer.

[it's possibly no surprise that optimus cares enough to check in on the team, after he cared enough to jump off a huge platform for them. or maybe it is?]

I wanted to thank you for your assistance in the mission. [considering he asked them all along. there is an awkward pause.] ...Did you get your hat back?

From:

thelordofmisrule

[ At some point, when Lucifer has taken the rare opportunity to step out of the comfort of his room it seems someone else has been inside. There is CLEAR Evidence of it. Firstly a good amount of his growing collection of rubber ducks is missing. Oh there's still PLENTY don't worry. Sir you might have a problem.

There's also the... other duck.

Near thirty feet tall it looks down upon Lucifer. There is a malice in it's five eyes (that also blink at different intervals). It has a mass of neon green tentacle in lieu of tail feathers that thump rhythmically on the floor.

Once he's stopped freaking out a bit he'll find a note on the nearest surface to what can only be described as the Space Duck. ]

I thought your ducks looked lonely all cooped up in here! So I have liberated and dispersed them in a way I believe will bring delight and surprise to all! But it is unfair to take without payment so in return I have left the find bird you see before you! Enjoy ♥♥

[ Beneath the note is a pamphlet on 'How to care for you Red Hooded Hugger Duck'

The Duck itself opens it's bill and makes a loud deep rumbling KWOCK! ]

From:

happiestdayinhell

[Charlie hesitates over her Lucifer's contact, backing out at the last second several times before actually selecting it. She glanced up at the duck now sitting next to her bed. It looks so different then the others she's seen posted to the network, so lovingly crafted and so specific and her dad made that post and well... This is as much of a conversation starter as any.

Taking a deep breath, she finally opens a a new text log.]

Hey dad... You wouldn't know anything about this duck that randomly showed up in my room, would you?

From:

telepro

heard you're a magic guy are you any good or just party tricks

From:

binary_runaway

[Immediately after finishing up with Skywarp, Lucifer gets a ping of a text arriving]

hey! you, with the hat! i just got back from a thing and i'll have you know that i did great! i wasn't useless at all like you keep saying! which means you're wrong forever