Cyberformed: Inbox

[hellsringmaster]

You've reached the King of Hell. If you're calling about something trivial reconsider leaving a message.

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[hellsringmaster]

Oh for the love of- Hold your horses, I'm coming.

[Why would someone be banging on his door. He'd barely spoken to anyone and he had been planning on keeping it that way.

He opened the door, giving the visitor an appraising look up and down. In his hands were a very sharp pair of golden scissors. It looked as if he had been in the middle of something.]

Can I help you?

[betterthanmegaman]

[ Bass looks down. Well this is certainly a change from all the hugs robots he's been harassing today.

Well this obviously isn't right in the slightest. ]

Probably not.

[ No matter how he cuts it... this guy ain't Cybertronian. ]

Unless you're Shockwave in some kind of... tiny holographic disguise. Though that would make you a cunning adversary...

[ So maybe... ]

Are you HIM?! Are you SHOCKWAVE?!

[hellsringmaster]

Kid, there is no need to shout.

[Really, he was standing right here. Lucifer had a hand on the door as if prepared to close it at any moment.]

My name isn't Shockwave.

[He gestured towards Bass with his scissors.]

Can't you just call him and ask what room he's in?

[betterthanmegaman]

Of course not! If he knows I'm coming for him he may try and avoid me!

[ Lets be real with how loud and unsubtle he's being there's a not zero percent chance he might have gotten a clue ]

[hellsringmaster]

[Boy, please!]

If he does get away that must mean you're not very good at finding people.

[As also evidenced by the banging on every single door in the ship.]

Or are you worried you can only win with the element of surprise?

[betterthanmegaman]

Of course not! A fight is only a fight when both parties stand on equal ground and use the full extent of their power!

[ He might be a horrible gremlin of a robot but he is proud of his skills. Win or lose he doesn't like resorting to cheap tactics. ]

And I never claimed to be good at finding people but I've got DETERMINATION and apparently just SO MUCH time here!

[hellsringmaster]

[Bass had a point there. Time was something they seemed to have in excess here, as he was quickly discovering himself. Though being immortal and older than all of humanity, that wasn't really something he thought about as finite. It was just annoying to spend so much of it stuck on the ship.]

Well then I wish you the best of luck but please knock on the doors quieter.