Cyberformed: Inbox

[hellsringmaster]

You've reached the King of Hell. If you're calling about something trivial reconsider leaving a message.

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[hellsringmaster]

So they have feelings and thoughts and can act on their own but also they're programmed to do certain things? Make up your mind.

What you're telling me is that not only are you willfully allowing robots equipped with weapons and the intelligence of a toddler to move about the ship freely but you are doing so knowing they are programmed to be dangerous? And you don't see the problem with this?

[deceptamom]

You have it right, it's a very stressful existence.

But you bring up a good point. There aren't many places on the ship that are fun, safe, and appealing to the many youths around.

Tell me what do you do here? What is your job?

[hellsringmaster]

If you're implying what I think you're implying, you can stop right there.

I will NOT babysit robots.

[deceptamom]

Prion's shadow, never!

But since I believe you're a jobless lump with nothing but time on his hands and you've brought up a valid concern I am volunteering you to design a fun and safe rec room so the kids and teens have an appealing hangout to go to and keep them out of trouble.

I'll be inspecting it with Ultra Magnus when you're finished to make sure everything is above board.

[hellsringmaster]

Isn't there already one? The Cool Kidz room or whatever they're calling it? and a brand new skate park?

[deceptamom]

I will hear no excuses. But you bring up a good point. Make sure your new area is distinct from the other two. Growing minds need a variety of stimuli. Maybe find a way to hide educational elements into it. Not too obvious. I'll be reviewing those too.

[hellsringmaster]

You realize I have no incentive to do any of that.

[deceptamom]

So all the concern about kids running around and being unsafe was just you blowing hot steam? Fascinating.

[hellsringmaster]

As we just established there is a perfectly functional safe space for them already.

I'm still perturbed you are so nonchalant about letting murder-robots loose on the ship. I notice you skipped right past that one.