Lucifer Morningstar (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
hellsringmaster) wrote2024-02-14 08:25 pm
hellsringmaster) wrote2024-02-14 08:25 pm
Entry tags:
Cyberformed: Inbox
You've reached the King of Hell. If you're calling about something trivial reconsider leaving a message.
ACTION: A small box outside your door contains a handful of...
thelordofmisrule
2024-02-15 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Action (you are under no obligation to respond to this your character can be 'out')
betterthanmegaman
2024-02-29 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Recently Bass requested some important information. Who... is the strongest Cybertronian on this ship. He received a hot tip that it was 'Shockwave' but also 'not the Senator one'. There were a few thoughts that went through his processor. One... it was really dumb that there were two people here with the SAME NAME. It must get confusing! Two, while he does (surprisingly) know what a Senator is, he has no idea what a Senator looks like. Do they wear signs? Bass guesses probably not.
This leads him to one conclusion: He has to fight BOTH of them to make sure he's actually fighting the strong one.
This leads him to a second conclusion: He has no idea where Shockwave lives. He could ask for direction, ask if anyone knows... but that begs the question... If they know how strong Bass is will they even tell the truth?
There is now one solution: He has to canvas the ship himself and check every inhabited room he comes across.
So there's the backstory. And that's why Bass, armored up in his winged Treble armor (being able to fly covers ground quicker!) is pounding aggressively at your door.
Sorry. ]
This leads him to one conclusion: He has to fight BOTH of them to make sure he's actually fighting the strong one.
This leads him to a second conclusion: He has no idea where Shockwave lives. He could ask for direction, ask if anyone knows... but that begs the question... If they know how strong Bass is will they even tell the truth?
There is now one solution: He has to canvas the ship himself and check every inhabited room he comes across.
So there's the backstory. And that's why Bass, armored up in his winged Treble armor (being able to fly covers ground quicker!) is pounding aggressively at your door.
Sorry. ]
Oh for the love of- Hold your horses, I'm coming.
[Why would someone be banging on his door. He'd barely spoken to anyone and he had been planning on keeping it that way.
He opened the door, giving the visitor an appraising look up and down. In his hands were a very sharp pair of golden scissors. It looked as if he had been in the middle of something.]
Can I help you?
[Why would someone be banging on his door. He'd barely spoken to anyone and he had been planning on keeping it that way.
He opened the door, giving the visitor an appraising look up and down. In his hands were a very sharp pair of golden scissors. It looked as if he had been in the middle of something.]
Can I help you?
[ Bass looks down. Well this is certainly a change from all the hugs robots he's been harassing today.
Well this obviously isn't right in the slightest. ]
Probably not.
[ No matter how he cuts it... this guy ain't Cybertronian. ]
Unless you're Shockwave in some kind of... tiny holographic disguise. Though that would make you a cunning adversary...
[ So maybe... ]
Are you HIM?! Are you SHOCKWAVE?!
Well this obviously isn't right in the slightest. ]
Probably not.
[ No matter how he cuts it... this guy ain't Cybertronian. ]
Unless you're Shockwave in some kind of... tiny holographic disguise. Though that would make you a cunning adversary...
[ So maybe... ]
Are you HIM?! Are you SHOCKWAVE?!
Kid, there is no need to shout.
[Really, he was standing right here. Lucifer had a hand on the door as if prepared to close it at any moment.]
My name isn't Shockwave.
[He gestured towards Bass with his scissors.]
Can't you just call him and ask what room he's in?
[Really, he was standing right here. Lucifer had a hand on the door as if prepared to close it at any moment.]
My name isn't Shockwave.
[He gestured towards Bass with his scissors.]
Can't you just call him and ask what room he's in?
Of course not! If he knows I'm coming for him he may try and avoid me!
[ Lets be real with how loud and unsubtle he's being there's a not zero percent chance he might have gotten a clue ]
[ Lets be real with how loud and unsubtle he's being there's a not zero percent chance he might have gotten a clue ]
hey asshole let me use
some of ur wing conditioner
im fucking all out
and you'd better not have that weak-ass pussy shit
that smells like fucking flowers and fruits or what the fucking ever
some of ur wing conditioner
im fucking all out
and you'd better not have that weak-ass pussy shit
that smells like fucking flowers and fruits or what the fucking ever
Firstly, I'm a seraphim and don't need wing conditioner. Secondly, even if I do have some why should I give it to you?
Go ask the birdman.
Go ask the birdman.
well fuck no wonder your wings look like shit
you don't fucking take care of them
sera's wings don't look like shit so i dunno what your fucking excuse is
bet you don't even fucking preen them do you?
what are you like
depressed
or something stupid like that
nah that's the dumbest shit ever
angels don't get depressed
everyone fucking knows that
anyway im in your bathroom rn looking for this wing conditioner you probably have
[He's not. He just wants to be an asshole.]
you don't fucking take care of them
sera's wings don't look like shit so i dunno what your fucking excuse is
bet you don't even fucking preen them do you?
what are you like
depressed
or something stupid like that
nah that's the dumbest shit ever
angels don't get depressed
everyone fucking knows that
anyway im in your bathroom rn looking for this wing conditioner you probably have
[He's not. He just wants to be an asshole.]
Do I need to point out the obvious that Sera is the high seraphim of HEAVEN? Of course her wings are well kept.
[Sure he didn't take care of his wings every single day and sure he didn't go out much but that didn't mean they looked bad, and it wasn't like he was flaunting them around in the fires of hell anyway. Flaunting his angelic nature wasn't always the best way to endear his citizens to his reign.
Lucifer was also ninety-nine percent certain Adam was not in his quarters, that would be too much effort for heaven's favorite child.]
Just go out and buy some like a normal person.
[Sure he didn't take care of his wings every single day and sure he didn't go out much but that didn't mean they looked bad, and it wasn't like he was flaunting them around in the fires of hell anyway. Flaunting his angelic nature wasn't always the best way to endear his citizens to his reign.
Lucifer was also ninety-nine percent certain Adam was not in his quarters, that would be too much effort for heaven's favorite child.]
Just go out and buy some like a normal person.
Uh? fucking hello?
I'm fucking Adam?
God's most Favourite and most Perfect creation?
Favourect
haha new fucking word
anyway I'm not some "normal person"
fuck you
also have some fucking standards bro
your wings would look good if they had a bit of shine to it
(no homo
fuck you)
and like you fucking preened them
god no wonder hell looks like shit if its king gives this little shit about anything
I'm fucking Adam?
God's most Favourite and most Perfect creation?
Favourect
haha new fucking word
anyway I'm not some "normal person"
fuck you
also have some fucking standards bro
your wings would look good if they had a bit of shine to it
(no homo
fuck you)
and like you fucking preened them
god no wonder hell looks like shit if its king gives this little shit about anything
[Boy, please!]
If he does get away that must mean you're not very good at finding people.
[As also evidenced by the banging on every single door in the ship.]
Or are you worried you can only win with the element of surprise?
If he does get away that must mean you're not very good at finding people.
[As also evidenced by the banging on every single door in the ship.]
Or are you worried you can only win with the element of surprise?
[Lucifer was very tempted to argue that first point (after all, there was creation before Earth) but ultimately he didn't feel like having that particular argument.]
Fine. If you're going to be a little bitch about it.
[On the nearest surface near Adam there is a swirl of red and gold magic, when it clears there is a bottle sitting there. The label is marketed for pets and the name "Razzle" had been written on it with black marker in Lucifer's handwriting. The bottle is about a third full and the contents are partially congealed, as if it has been sitting unused for several years.]
Fine. If you're going to be a little bitch about it.
[On the nearest surface near Adam there is a swirl of red and gold magic, when it clears there is a bottle sitting there. The label is marketed for pets and the name "Razzle" had been written on it with black marker in Lucifer's handwriting. The bottle is about a third full and the contents are partially congealed, as if it has been sitting unused for several years.]
bro this explains so much about you
and also you're the actual little bitch
you fucking muppet
this is what I get for trying to be nice
that's the fucking devil for you I guess
and also you're the actual little bitch
you fucking muppet
this is what I get for trying to be nice
that's the fucking devil for you I guess
You being nice is insulting people until you get what you want? You sure do set the bar high for the other angels. A real paragon of heavenly virtue.
That was sarcasm by the way.
That was sarcasm by the way.
[You know, in truth, Adam does feel just a touch (re: a lot) miffed that his efforts aren't being appreciated right now. An ordinary person might call this feeling 'hurt' if Adam was emotionally mature enough to recognize it as it is.
The idea that he wasn't even a little bit clear on what his actual intentions are doesn't even occur to him at all.]
bro I was offering you an olive branch
but you're like
slapping it out of my fucking hands
along with the fucking doves that are supposed to come along with them
fucking dove killer
no wonder everyone fucking hates you
The idea that he wasn't even a little bit clear on what his actual intentions are doesn't even occur to him at all.]
bro I was offering you an olive branch
but you're like
slapping it out of my fucking hands
along with the fucking doves that are supposed to come along with them
fucking dove killer
no wonder everyone fucking hates you
ofc obv ngl idgaf about u
but you're literally the only person on this stupid boat who I know
so like
temporary truce?
but you're literally the only person on this stupid boat who I know
so like
temporary truce?
Edited 2024-03-31 19:05 (UTC)
Of course not! A fight is only a fight when both parties stand on equal ground and use the full extent of their power!
[ He might be a horrible gremlin of a robot but he is proud of his skills. Win or lose he doesn't like resorting to cheap tactics. ]
And I never claimed to be good at finding people but I've got DETERMINATION and apparently just SO MUCH time here!
[ He might be a horrible gremlin of a robot but he is proud of his skills. Win or lose he doesn't like resorting to cheap tactics. ]
And I never claimed to be good at finding people but I've got DETERMINATION and apparently just SO MUCH time here!
[So that's what this was all about. Lucifer took a deep breath, head tilted back as he ran hand through his hair. Much as he'd been trying not to think about it, Adam had a point. There wasn't anyone from either of their realms here. He wasn't even sure there were any humans from Earth besides the bartender.
He didn't love the idea of spending any more time than necessary in Adam's company, but it did sound exhausting to keep fighting him every other day.
There's a long delay before Adam gets an answer, one which passes over the letter salad at the beginning of the message.]
Sure.
I still don't have any wing conditioner. You're on your own there.
He didn't love the idea of spending any more time than necessary in Adam's company, but it did sound exhausting to keep fighting him every other day.
There's a long delay before Adam gets an answer, one which passes over the letter salad at the beginning of the message.]
Sure.
I still don't have any wing conditioner. You're on your own there.
[Adam was prepared to be as annoying as possible to Lucifer when he inevitably rejected Adam's perfectly reas-
Oh.
Well. Now Adam isn't sure what to think, and it makes him feel some kind of way that Lucifer agreed so easily. If he took the time to examine his own complicat- Nope, still definitely hates him with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, so those feelings are properly in place so he doesn't need to examine himself any further. Adam doesn't like it when things get complicated, it's just so much easier when things are cool and easy. Like heaven! And most of the heavenborn chicks he sleeps with.]
Whatever, I don't give a shit.
asshole
[Well. Communication concluded. Thank fucking God.]
Oh.
Well. Now Adam isn't sure what to think, and it makes him feel some kind of way that Lucifer agreed so easily. If he took the time to examine his own complicat- Nope, still definitely hates him with the passion of a thousand fiery suns, so those feelings are properly in place so he doesn't need to examine himself any further. Adam doesn't like it when things get complicated, it's just so much easier when things are cool and easy. Like heaven! And most of the heavenborn chicks he sleeps with.]
Whatever, I don't give a shit.
asshole
[Well. Communication concluded. Thank fucking God.]
At some point in the middle of the night probably
thefirstdickmaster
2024-04-10 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
hey heaven doesn't exist
[Adam Firstman for christ's sake.]
What do you mean Heaven doesn't exist?
What do you mean Heaven doesn't exist?
[Bass had a point there. Time was something they seemed to have in excess here, as he was quickly discovering himself. Though being immortal and older than all of humanity, that wasn't really something he thought about as finite. It was just annoying to spend so much of it stuck on the ship.]
Well then I wish you the best of luck but please knock on the doors quieter.
Well then I wish you the best of luck but please knock on the doors quieter.
Hey.
Stop filling the kids heads with your weird flesh death dimension propaganda.
Thank you.
Stop filling the kids heads with your weird flesh death dimension propaganda.
Thank you.
Edited 2024-06-21 02:55 (UTC)
Page 1 of 4